4:30- Cole wakes up, as usual. I nurse him in bed.
5:15- Move Cole up to my pillow (he’s asleep).
5:18- Cole is hogging the pillow.
5:23- Surrender my pillow, my feet are touching the foot board of the bed. Which reminds me of how much I am looking forward to trading in our double bed for a queen.
5:46- Cole requires cuddling. I don’t mind.
6:00- I pray and pray and pray that that’s not Nora in the room.
6:01- It is Nora.
6:02- Adam escorts the 3 year old out of the room. He moves to the couch, convincing the girls to go back in their room.
7:00- Cole wakes up, grabbing fistfuls of my hair. I begggggg Adam to let me sleep a little longer.
8:00- Feed Cole again
8:30- Adam leaves. I shower, the girls dress themselves.
8:47- I do my best to explain to Alanna why the hot pink skirt doesn’t match the stripey yellow shirt. She gives in without to much of a fuss.
9:00- Move the laundry along, fix girls’ hair, brush girls’ teeth.
9:01- Praise God Cole doesn’t have mobility, hair, or teeth.
9:25- Almost ready to go the grocery store. Finally get Cole dressed. Girls get their socks and shoes.
9:27- Nora FREAKS out about the toe seam on her socks for the 7 bazillionth time.
10:00- In the car, wondering what happened to the past 30 minutes.
10:10- Arrive at the store. Lots of shopping today as today is day one of, “Operation get rid of postpartum back fat and other flab,” begins today.
10:20- It takes me 10 minutes just to get everyone outside of the car.
10:30- We make our way through the produce department, Cole in the baby sling type thing I own, Nora in the shopping cart, Alanna riding on the side. I feel like a pack mule. Alanna gets bags for me and helps pick out fruit and veggies.
10:40- Nora holds a naval orange, saying, “Mommy, this orange is broken!” pointing at the navel part.
10:50- The girls get a free cookie at the bakery.
10:52- I wish it had taken them longer to eat said cookies.
10:58- Alanna touches everysinglebox of cake mix on the baking aisle, asking if we can buy them.
11:05- I laugh at Nora saying the word, “Schaushage,” instead of, “Sausage.”
11:10- Cole has fallen asleep in the sling.
11:15- A really nice employee goes and brings me dehydrated onion since I can’t find it.
11:20- I make it to the milk and dairy section finally.
11:25- I pace the frozen foods for filo dough.
11:30- runpasttheicecream
11:32- Where IS that filo dough??
11:34- Durn, I forgot part skim mozzarella cheese.
11:35- Filo dough? Try again in a minute.
11:37- Pass by the employee doing a dog food demonstration (???) in front of the cheese section, again.
11:38- Find the cheese.
11:42- I’ve gotta find that filo dough. Maybe it is in the bakery?
11:43- Not in the bakery. Pass by dog food demo lady again.
11:44- Ask an employee where the filo dough is, she says, “in the frozen section,” in a tone that communicates that I am a moron. She takes me there.
11:45- DING DING DING filo dough!!!
11:45:30- Surely wonton wrappers are next to filo dough. Same girl tells me it is in the produce section on the complete other side of the store.
11:46- Wonton wrappers- CHECK!!!
11:48- Check out- finally!!!
11:50- Really nice bagger takes our groceries to the car and insists on loading them in… he talks to Nora as he pushes the cart out.
11:50:30- I remember how much I love the South.
12:00- Finally leaving the grocery store.
12:10- Home. Everyone in, shoes off put away, haul groceries in. Nora doesn’t put up a fight when I tell her to go and pee on the potty.
12:11- I start to unload groceries, Nora FREAKS out about the toe seam on her sock for the 7 bazillionth and first time.
12:12- 12:30- I unload groceries and make lunch. I feel suddenly ADD as I shuffle through doing both tasks at once.
12:30- Lunch time, while I nurse Cole again. I feel bad that it has been so long since I last fed him, but as usual, he hasn’t complained. I feel really bad when I drop a piping hot onion from my burrito onto his chubby cheek. He complains about that. Poor little buddy.
1:00- Clean up after lunch. The girls have free play. The goldfish box from Costco entertains them quite nicely.
1:15- Cole and I play on the floor. I “type emails,” on his tummy while making obnoxious beeping sounds. He thinks it is hilarious. I give him lots of hugs and resist the temptation to eat his cheeks.
1:45- Time for Nora and Cole’s naps. Nora goes down without much resistance. Cole… not so much.
1:55- Nurse Cole again (he has a cold, so I feel bad letting him cry). I can hear the clink clink of Alanna getting pens out of her art supplies. I love that she is so artistic and creative.
2:15- Put Cole in his crib and he goes right to sleep. yessssss.
2:15:30- Alanna is being very creative.
2:16- I have a laundry situation.
2:45- Laundry situation taken care of at the table while I chat with Alanna.
2:45- 3:05- Complete Monday’s house keeping chore of cleaning the bathrooms.
3:05- Alanna and I make a snack- apple strudel (a healthy version… remember, it’s day one of get-rid-of-back-fat mission). Alanna is actually getting helpful in the kitchen, stirring the apples, sugar, and cinnamon, putting the butter away, etc.
3:20- We put the strudel in the oven. Alanna thinks it is a present.
3:20- 3:50- Alanna and I do some math games on the computer. Cole wakes up, quite sad. 😦
4:00- Cole (happy now) sits in the bumbo on the table while me and Alanna eat our strudel. She doesn’t eat the filo (does she know what I went through to get that filo dough???)- she thinks it is wrapping paper (see 3:20).
4:10- I nurse Cole again while reading, “Horton Hears a Who,” to Alanna.
4:20- I encourage Alanna to tell me what happened in the story once we finish reading it. She needs some help remembering, but does a pretty good job.
4:30- Alanna asks to go and wake Nora up so that they can play dress up.
4:45- I finish feeding Cole, he does a mini barf on my shoulder. (Thanks, buddy). Girls appear all clad in the girliest dress up clothes ever. I am proud of Nora for getting her outfit on all by herself.
5:00- I decide to play the piano for a little bit, explaining to the girls that the piano is my toy and I want to play with it, haha. Nora says, “Mommy, that’s not a toy, that’s a piano, you silly.” I love that kid.
5:10- I start playing, everyone is within 2 square feet of my and the piano. I encourage the olders to go and play.
5:10- 5:40- I play some Prokofiev, and then decide to pull out a Scarlatti piece that I played in high school. I see my piano teacher’s (from high school, my favorite teacher ever) handwriting and wonder how she is doing.
5:45- I feel bad that I haven’t spent hardly any quality time with Nora today.
5:46- Time to make dinner. Tell girls to clean up and put their normal clothes back on. They actually do it.
6:10- 6:40- Dinner. I feel bad that Cole has been hanging out by himself for so long, even though he’s been happily playing on his little mat right next to me this whole time.
6:40- Nora’s walking on her tip toes which means that I need to make her go and poop.
6:40:30- I clean up dinner while Nora goes poop and Alanna gets ready for bath time.
6:45- I find both girls staring into the toilet. I look in there and then see why. How can such a little girl… (you get my drift). I’m sure Nora feels muuuuuuch better now.
6:50- Both girls are in the bath, Cole is still hanging out on his mat, this time outside the bathroom door.
6:50- 7:00- Girls get bathed.
7:00- 7:10- Cole gets a bath in the baby bath tub that I filled up and set on the bathroom floor before I filled up the big tub.
7:10- 7:20- I get Cole out of the bath, pjs on etc. Girls clean up their bath toys, get out of the bath, dry themselves off with towel that I laid out, go into their room, pick out pjs and put them on. Alanna puts towels away. I am proud of them for being so self sufficient. But also a little sad that they are growing up so fast.
7:20- Brush girls teeth and comb their hair. Back on the mat Cole goes.
7:20:30- Praise the Lord Cole doesn’t have mobility, teeth, or hair.
7:30- Nurse Cole while I read Bible story to girls (we all sit on the floor). We sing songs and pray together.
7:45- Alanna tells me she has good news. “Mommy, I love you a million gazillion hundred thousand sixty five hundred times.” That is good news.
7:46- Nora attempts to tell me the same good news. That is also good news.
7:46- 8:10- Nurse Cole to very drowsy in his room in the dark. I think, “this would be a fun day to blog about.”
8:10- Cole is in bed. I put more laundry in the wash (where DID this laundry come from???), clean up some random toys, including a tangled up slinky and toy cell phone on the couch. I turn on the olympics and am a little bummed that it is ice dancing again tonight.
8:15- I start this blog post.
8:20- Cole starts screaming. I wishfully think he’ll just go back to bed.
8:30- Back in Cole’s room, give him one last top up. I attempt to continue this blog post, which reminds me why I don’t blog much anymore. The only time I get on the computer is when I am nursing, which leaves me one handed.
8:45- Cole in bed again. Back to ice dancing and blogging.
9:48- where did the last hour go??? Cole’s next feeding is in 45 minutes. I wonder when Adam is going to get home from his long day at work.
*Edited to add: I realize this is incredibly long, it is more for myself… I think it will be neat to have in the future. 🙂